That awkward moment when your girlfriend has the same size arms as you, just even more defined…

I’m betting there’s no arm wrestles in this house to decide who has to do the washing up

Time for Pink Panther to stop bringing knives to a gun fight @envecomposites 6.7 SES loaded and ready to rumble at the Warny tomorrow.

Bring it.

That gold moment where you realise your ‘carbo loading’ is pretty much eating like normal!

Same again all day tomorrow, all in readiness for the Warny on Saturday.

Then it becomes a game of how many feed zones I won’t miss and praying that I’ve eaten enough in the lead up…

(unashamedly stolen from Gage + DeSoto)

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN ITALIAN PRO WHEN

• You are hanging onto a team car
• Your wheels cost more than that team car
• You only wear white shorts
• Your sleeves are rolled up, your collar is rolled down
• You have white shoes AND socks
• You ride a bike that says CIPOLLINI on it
• There is hi-viz somewhere in your vicinity at all times
• You are the Italian National Champion

Pippo Pozzato will be right at home in 2012.